The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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