I love black thongs
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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