Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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