This is not my ceiling
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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