i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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