Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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