hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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