He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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