Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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