Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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