is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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