She announced her abortion via fbk
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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