i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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