he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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