I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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