No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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