no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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