Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Acid is not a monday night drug
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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