at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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