just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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