shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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