So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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