Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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