Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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