I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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