Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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