Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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