i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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