shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
