I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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