The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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