Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
