dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.