I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?