Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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