If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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