Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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