We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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