He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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