So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize