I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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