Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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