Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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