About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
