what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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