Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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