i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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