Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i out mim tonsoeep
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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