I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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