She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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