We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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