I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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