You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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