She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How naked do you want me to be?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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