butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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