Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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