yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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